“Pulled my slice through a window crack. Legend.”
“Cheap. Pizza arrives sideways. Still pizza.”
“Crashed into a sign. Still cheaper than Marv.”
“Beak strength is unreal. Took a whole crust.”
“Outflew a sanitation truck. Twice.”
“Silent. Deadly. Cheesy.”
“Flew from Queens to my burrow. Pizza still warm.”
“Ate one crust on the way. Still came.”
“Wore a tiny scarf. 10/10.”
